you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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