dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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