just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I understand Curling. That high.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
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Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
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What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
and eventually we just all took our pants off
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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