I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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