i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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