party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
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Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
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I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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