bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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