I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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