dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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