Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Randomize
