At least make sure they are 18
Why
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
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Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
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You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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