I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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