I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Randomize
