A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
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I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
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Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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