She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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