The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
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she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
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Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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