She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
