we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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