We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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