You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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