Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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