Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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