I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Maybe he injected his testicle?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Randomize
