It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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