I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
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You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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