FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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