Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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