I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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