WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
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That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
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Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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