No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
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