his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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