K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
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I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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