I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
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I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
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My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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