I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
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i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
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Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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