White coat. Heels.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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