What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
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the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
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I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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