I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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