I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
There r osticjed everywhere
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
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When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
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As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Success! We fucked roommates!
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