YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
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Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
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first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
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