I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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