so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I believe in your delicious
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