You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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