Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
