I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I am mentally ready for anal.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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