Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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