I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize
