I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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