Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I think a kid would responsible me up
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
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