apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
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he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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