just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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