Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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